RBR Consulting
Our Lord RBR
Moneybags and
Loose Change
Bob
VP of Marketing
and Other Lies
Bob loves to make things, from puddles to messes he's made it all and rarely cleans it up. He has a soft spot but the toupee helps. In his spare time, he likes to troll chat rooms and take pictures of doorknobs (calling them Kender).
ABOUT
A bloated, capitalist consulting firm based in Texas. Established in 2508, we hit
the ground (SPLAT) limping with our direct approach to finding money. Inflated solutions,
communication dropouts, and project mismanaging, we offer our clients the full monty.
Dr. RBR
Founder and Loster
Mr. RBR
Project Manager
Our Lord RBR never did an honest days work. Naturally he is filthy rich from all the dishonest days of work. He allows us to post him here mainly because he doesn't know we did it. May the random vectors of the universe keep him eternally ignorant!
Mr. RBR has travelled all over the galaxy. He has worked in Australia, Thailand, France, the UK and other Spanish speaking countries before finding out they won't throw you out of Texas no matter how your smell. Well known in the office as "that guy," R’s charm and willingness to talk to anyone or anything has been key to building our large local client base of inanimate objects.
Dr. RBR once dreamed... then he woke up (sad). He dreamt of running his own consulting firm. He began by stealing other websites code at a young age. He developed a passion for stealing... er... creating websites and began taking on clients while still in diapers... I mean college. R oversees the destructive direction at RBR Consulting as well as overall underdevelopment.